The Most Boring Birding Post You'll Ever Read

There's only one thing worse than getting sand in your binoculars, and that's having to leave a bird unidentified, which can happen if you get sand in your binoculars. In my case, I left not a potential hour bird, not a potential daybird, but a potential lifer unidentified because I forgot a scope, and it happens to be hard to identify a small murrelet about one mile out to sea while it's raining.

Elegant Terns, for lack of any better distant bird photo to put on here. 

Actually, I don't even have a scope. Last time I looked at quality scopes, all of them cost over $1500. Teenage birders dare not ask their parents for anything above $500, especially if it's another piece of equipment used to look at birds with, when "binoculars are fine."

So today, I write a post about birding equipment. Yes, birding equipment. Could you imagine anything more boring? Birders definitely can.

"Yo, I just got  the Kowa TSN-821 M-Angled Spotting Scope. It's waterproof to JIS Protection Class 7! It has a MFD of 6m. Imagine that! It also has a 82mm lens too. I was going to buy a Kowa TSN 820 M model but it cost 10 million dollars!"

"Dude, I have a Kowa TSN 820 M model. It's awesome. It has a QWOIUOIRU of 10298098 and also a 1091090 MROI. How awesome is that?"

Of course, this conversation is a little exaggerated, because most birders aren't "cool" enough to say "Dude," and "Yo,"


1. The CAMERA

Overview

A birder without a camera is nowadays considered a birder unarmed with the necessary Equipment For Vagrant Proof. The situation is now so bad that people will not believe in sightings of Brown Creepers on local listservs across Southern California. It is hard to fight this growing wave of Slightly-Uncommon-Rare-Bird cynicism syndrome. It's a lot easier to just go with the flow and buy a cheap P&S camera. It will be worth it.

Because Brown Creepers are so hard to identify.

Details

Bird photography is an immensely complicated thing, and attempting to give a crash course on it might end up sounding like the conversation a few paragraphs above. If all you want is to be armed with Equipment For Vagrant Proof, there's not going to be information of much use here.

10-Minute CRASH COURSE Bird Photography

Aperture- The lower the aperture value on your camera, the more pleasing background you'll get. You'll also get a faster shutter speed. People argue a lot about what aperture is best for bird photography. Ignore those people. Experiment around with your camera and see what produces the best photos.

ISO- High ISO results in faster shutter speed but a noisier photo. You only really want to jam the ISO up where low lighting and how much of your camera is zoomed out make the shutter speed impossibly slow.

Shutter Speed- Exactly what it sounds like.

Angle- Get to the eye level of your bird. For example, if I saw a Sora in a muddy field, I would lie down right on my belly to get eye level to the bird. If I saw a Bald Eagle on a cliff, I would scale an equally tall tree right next to the cliff to get eye level to the bird. What you're willing to do depends on how crazy you are. May be fatal.




Recommended Models: Under $400: Canon SX50, Nikon P510


2. BINOCULARS

What do you put as a picture for a section of binoculars? I don't know, so I just picked a random one. 

Overview 
The binoculars are the best method for identifying birders. Most birders utilize the Binocular Cost system.  If you don't have binoculars, you're a nonbirder. If your binoculars don't cost above $100, you are a birdwatcher. If you have Leicas, then you're a twitcher. If you don't know what a twitcher is, but you have binoculars above $100, you're a birdwatcher.  It's as simple as that.

Details

All you really need to know is that 8X42 binoculars are the best, give or take a couple digits on both those numbers. The details on what these numbers mean and blah blah blah are only of use when you run out of interesting topics to discuss with your fellow birders, and have to resort to long and boring conversations about binoculars to hold the awkward-ness back.


Recommended Models: There are so many excellent, cheap binoculars on the market that a quick google search will find you a decent model


3. SPOTTING SCOPE

This Alcidaegaviapodicepidae Unidentifiablus would maybe become an Ancient Murrelet, and be added nicely to my life list, if I had a scope. 

Overview

If you dislike leaving distant birds unidentified, which is every birder (and if you don't mind leaving distant birds unidentified you're a birdwatcher and probably have binoculars under $100), than a spotting scope is a must. Unfortunately, spotting scopes are large, cumbersome, and make birders look even nerdier than they already do. This is OK if you're a birder. It's worth getting that extra daybird, or even a lifer.

Details

There are two basic scope models, angled and straight. Most birders prefer angled scopes (myself included).

 A good tripod is a must for a scope. Using a scope without a tripod is almost guaranteed to make you throw up, or at least give the impression of riding in a concrete mixing truck.


Recommended Model: Under $400: Bushnell Spacemaster Under $700: Viper Vortex  (Angled)




-chiccadee

Celebrate P&S Power!

IT'S OFFICIAL POINT-AND-SHOOT CAMERA DAY!
(If that sounds made up, it's because it is)


WARNING: If you have no interest in taking photos of birds whatsoever, and you read this post, you will be so bored you will shoot yourself. HAHAHA. Get it? You shoot stuff with cameras? Fortunately, I'll insert random pictures of birds I shot with my P&S camera.

Too often, I hear people complaining about their P&S cameras.

"I wish I had a DSLR! I would be so much better at photography."

"These pictures would come out SOOOOO much better with a DSLR!"

"I would take good pictures, but I don't have a DSLR."

The above statements are complete BS. BS means Ballerina Spins, for those of you who don't know. Of course, a GOOD photographer would take MUCH better photos with better DSLR equipment, but having good equipment does not make you a good photographer.

DSLR cameras are superior to point-and-shoots in many, many ways. It would take hours to count them all.
Unfortunately, most of us really just can't afford quality DSLRs.
So, let's celebrate National P&S Day by listing some of the things that make P&S cameras better than DSLRS!

1. Point-and-shoot cameras are waaaay cheaper than DSLRs.
Quality wildlife photography DSLRs are typically 2X more expensive than 2X the cost of a cheaper DSLR which is 3X the cost of the best P&S camera available, which is 500X the amount of money I have.

2. You can go incognito.

You can sneak tiny little P&S cameras with their tiny little lens to boring events like soccer games and not look suspicious while you're secretly taking pictures of birds! Going to a soccer game with a DSLR is just too obvious.

3. You're less likely to get robbed.

Criminals look at a DSLR telephoto lens are immediately think of money. They look at P&S cameras and immediately think of bad experiences of trying to take pictures of butterbutts.

Seriously, who has not gone insane trying to get shots of these guys?

4.You're less likely to get tendinitis if using a point-and-shoot.

Lugging and lifting a huge lens can cause some serious arm strain, especially if you take lots of pictures. Actually, not really. It just creates a tiny bit more arm strain that leads to a 0.01% increased risk for tendinitis.

5. P&S is a cooler abbreviation.

Just look at that! P&S sounds more like M&M, or some kind of awesome candy company to people who have no clue about photography. DSLR sounds like a huge, clunky, machine that requires 200 years for assembly, and to figure out how to use.

Hope you enjoyed this week's celebration!

-chiccadee

Backyard Bird Photoshoot!

Backyard Bird Photoshoots

Sometimes, when the air is warm and the breeze is soft, I like to sit for a half-hour or so roaming around my tiny, messy backyard and shooting birds.

I really like to shoot birds. It's one of my favorite activities. Especially when you shoot a really rare or beautiful bird!

With a camera, of course (In all probability, someone is going to read just the above three sentences and go on a two-hour rant). Despite what people think, point-and-shoots can take good pictures.

Lesser goldfinches are one of my favorite subjects. 

This big, bad, goldfinch isn't afraid of the thorn bush!

Lesser Goldfinches are plain but beautiful at the same time.

Hummers come up next. 

Half of the photos I take in the backyard are of hummingbirds. 

This little, bad, hummer isn't afraid of the thorn bush either. 

A male Allen's Hummingbird shows off his gorgeous gorgets to the ladies. 

To take this shot, I had to learn the habits and timing of this feisty little male. 

Last but not least, the beloved MODO! 

This pair shamelessly gets into it all the time on my fence.

Next time you're tired and don't want to go anywhere, why not just take a chair, grab a camera, sit outside, and start watching and taking photos of birds?

-chiccadee